Grave Yard Charm.

Merricat, said Connie, would you like a cup of tea?
Oh no, said Merricat, you'll poison me.
Merricat, said Connie, would you like to go to sleep?
Down in the boneyard, ten feet deep.

(Source: iquoterelatable)

Anonymous said: ya done being a piece of shit?

I take scheduled breaks every Friday from around 1 to 3 p.m.

battybeka:

"Bisexuals always end up picking a side"
Yaa all those fake bisexuals meeting the love of their life and staying together forever and getting married and being happy with only one person those assholes

Anonymous said: You make me want to take a fat shit.

Do it.

(Source: chalupacabras)

Thrill chasin’.

hissingganja:

this is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper

(Source: reddit.com)

Anonymous said: Why don't you shave your head?

I have never had the desire to.

brokenbonesandzombifiedhearts said: 0, 7, 12, 33

0: 5’8”

7: I do, indeed. Three at the moment, working on the fourth. A peace sign, a treble
clef, and a drawing I had made when I was sixteen that holds meaning.

12: Yeah I’m in one of those things.

33: Intelligent, beautiful, cultured, dark, creative. All those good words.

(Source: the-decadent-uzbek)

0: Height
1: Virgin?
2: Shoe size
3: Do you smoke?
4: Do you drink?
5: Do you take drugs?
6: Age you get mistaken for
7: Have tattoos?
8: Want any tattoos?
9: Got any piercings?
10: Want any piercings?
11: Best friend?
12: Relationship status
13: Biggest turn ons
14: Biggest turn offs
15: Favorite movie
16: I’ll love you if
17: Someone you miss
18: Most traumatic experience
19: A fact about your personality
20: What I hate most about myself
21: What I love most about myself
22: What I want to be when I get older
23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
24: My relationship with my parent(s)
25: My idea of a perfect date
26: My biggest pet peeves
27: A description of the girl/boy I like
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school
31: What your last text message says
32: What words upset me the most
33: What words make me feel the best about myself
34: What I find attractive in women
35: What I find attractive in men
36: Where I would like to live
37: One of my insecurities
38: My childhood career choice
39: My favorite ice cream flavor
40: Who wish I could be
41: Where I want to be right now
42: The last thing I ate
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44: A random fact about anything

Hey dudes- when it’s your anniversary, don’t play video games and wait until 1 to shower. And for the love of god- pick some flowers or something. Anything.

(Source: bewareofmpreg)

Shakesville: Feminism 101 (via andotherdoublemeanings)

BOOM

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THANK YOU

oh this is SO FREAKING SPOT ON

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